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[turandot]

Hi there!

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Sometimes I wish I didn't have a cat that acts like a baby (the orange one, of course). Especially when it's crying like a baby bird while on top of the refrigerator where he is not allowed. So we have the following conversation on a daily basis right now:

"MEEEEoooooow!"
"What is it? Hey... Get down from there!"
"Mrrrrr!"
"I know it's high up. How the hell did you get up there?"
"Mrrrooooooouuu"
"Look no, me taking you away from the top of the fridge teaches you nothing. It tells you that you can pull this kind of stuff all the time, and there will always be a human to the rescue. It just doesn't work that way."
"Mrrrep" *jumps across to the marble counter*
"Showoff!"
"Mrrooooowwwwww!"
"No I am not petting you and telling you what a good cat you are. That will only encourage you!"
"MEEEEoooooow! MEEEEoooooow! MEEEEoooooow!"
"Oh, all right already. I will give you the desperate approval you seem to need" *pets the cat*
"Mrrrrrrrrrrrr!"